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This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn

Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, tv, video

I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.

Tags: film, luke wilson, movie, porn, pussy, redband trailer, tag line, things to jack off to, tits, trailer

Private Abortion Practice

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, sex, she could get it, tv, video

I have never seen this show, but this preview makes it look interesting (very slow at first, amazing acting at the end):

At the same time, it comes across as having the exact opposite premise of every Maury episode I have watched.

The more hilarious clip is here, but I was not able to embed it

Tags: abortion, black doctors, Maury, Private Practice

Are you kidding me?

Jan 19, 2010 corporate sluttin, music, she could get it, video

I defy anyone who reads this to disagree with the following statement:

She could get it.

Tags: selena gomez, she could get it, youtube

Tik Tok @Missnoiecyrus

Jan 14, 2010 celebrities, dumb girls, music, pop culture, she could get it, video

Only 8 more years before a sex tape…

Chloe

Jan 12, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, dumb girls, movie, nsfw, sex, she could get it, video

For those who ever wondered what Amanda Seyfried (Karen from Mean Girls) looks like naked and going down on Liam Neeson, you will not have to wait much longer:

Tags: amanda seyfried, liam neeson, mean girls

I’d NC her S

Jan 11, 2010 she could get it, tv

After watching the NCIS marathon over break, I’ve been thinking about enlisting in the Navy, then committing a crime just to get arrested.

Tags: cote de pablo, she could get it

@a_thin_line

Jan 9, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, dumb girls, idiots, internet, sex, she could get it, tv, video

For anyone who watches MTV as much as members of Corporate Thuggin’ you must have seen this commercial:

Nothing beats (pun intended) getting an Indian girl naked (nice for Lil’ Biznas Planz) for a commercial about not showing yourself naked. It comes from the website athinline.org and has other videos that will make you laugh.

This video is about not being racist online (they are talking to you Invincible Period), but as you can see, racism does not apply to video; no one wants to hear what the black kids has to say about a “girl he knows”:

And this girl needs to get over herself, no one wants to sext with her, stop making up fake boyfriends:

Don’t forget you can follow this organization on twitter, twitter.com/a_thin_line. I wonder if I send them enough tweets, they will send some naked pics?

Tags: A Thin Line, invincible period, Lil' Biznas Planz, mtv, Racism, sext, twitter

Forever 21’s Best Posts Of The Year

Dec 29, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, college, freaks, idiots, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, sex, she could get it, tv, video

I haven’t gotten to post in a little bit because I’ve been fucking the shit out of corporate life and making it feel like more of a bitch the Adam James, but I decided that I’d put together a list of my favorite posts from each member of the CT crew.

briefcase and brass knuckles -Next Thursday, Who Wants In? – Following a full-on comment assault of a college newpaper article (which included the definition of a rainbow kiss), this kid was able to pull it together for all the non-losers who don’t read pussy college newspapers and instead turn the CT for their news.

cracker with cheese – Jennifer Aniston – when he wasn’t busy stalking Miley’s little sister, he provided one of the best one-liners ever written on the internet.

Forever 21 – Proof of Undergraduate Thuggin’ – It’s no mystery that I still live like I was in college, but when I got this e-mail from our landlord following graduation, I had proof that I did it right as an undergrad. Also, this landlord dabbles in adjectives like Michael Lohan dabbles in cunt-punching, true innovators.

I brought the table – Somebody Beat Us To Starting a Non-Profit – His latest effort gave us a look into the athletic exploits of some twat from Jersey Shore, but it wasn’t Snooki so I didn’t give a shit. His very first post though was definitely his best work.

invincible period – Things to Jack Off To Series – Yes he is a fag who likes cats, but he did provide us with a series of posts that has us on the first page of google when you search “things to jack off to,” yeah buddy rollin’ like a big shot.

Lil’ Biznas Planz – We Be… Corporate Thuggin! – Although his “Fucking With Terrorists” was as innovative as it gets, I can’t overlook that he gave our site it’s own theme song. A theme song that included lyrics such as these …

We’ll try and fuck your girl, no maybe
we slamming other bitches boxes, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until you dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that we’re down with the U S of A
All other countries are GAY

white-collar crime – Too Soon? , Exclusive Michael Jackson Autopsy Photo – He came on strong with two MJ related posts within hours of the King’s death, this provided readers early on with a glimpse of the essence behind white-collar crime. He will shit on your grave and make people laugh about it.

Get ready for 2010, the year Corporate Thuggin’ gets your girlfriend pregnant.