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Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts

Aug 18, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, internet, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, she could get it, video

Before:

During:

After:

Story from TMZ

Tags: Gathering of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila, tmz, wwtdd

Insert Period Joke Here

Aug 18, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, tv

Tags: hbo, Period, Rolling Stone, True Blood, vampires

MTV Movie Awards: Dropping F Bombs and Pantomiming Blowjobs, Yeah Boy

Jun 7, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, radio, she could get it, tv, video

I’m just going to make one quick statement, so I can whack off to these gifs. I pulled the gifs off WarmingGlow. The show sucked, Aziz is incredible, Katy Perry’s ugly but her tits are ridic.

Tags: blowjob, blowjobs, christina aguilera, gif, katy perry, movie awards, mtv, music, sex

I don’t know about you, but sometimes when I try to jack off to music videos I have to mute them just to finish. The worst part is when they try to work in a story line and you have that break in the song that totally kills the buzz, kind of like that part in that soft core porn video I watched where they put their clothes back on to solve the mystery. Thank god for Tila Tequila. Now here’s a song you can jack off to. I tried to count how many times she said “wet” and “cum” but I got sidetracked at that part where she says she wants to feel your explosion inside her.

UPDATE: I felt like lyrics were necessary, so I decided to transcribe them:

I spread my legs wide open for ya baby
So be a man and pump it harder inside me
I’m naked here, layin, waitin for ya baby, alone, alone, alone
I’m comin closer getting wetter for ya baby
You got me feelin, you got me dreamin, wiling out
No need to worry, wanna feel your explosion inside me

Get me off (Just get off)

Now let me ride ya like a rodeo baby,
I’ll twirl around a couple times until I’m there
I’ll do it to ya all night till I make you cum, cum, cum
You need to run your fingers through my messy hair
You need to pull it back tight, baby touch me there
If you want to hear me screamin out loud

Get me off (Just get me off)

Let me love you right now
Fall before my feet
Let me love you right now
Every single beat
Let me love you right now
Can’t you feel the heat
Let me love you right now

Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)
Nasty girl (x a lot)
Get me off (Just get me off) (x a lot)

Tags: she could get it, Tila Tequila, tila tequila get me off lyrics

Better Storyline than most pornos I watched today

May 14, 2010 she could get it

This video is incredible – the first two minutes are hilarious and then it just turns into hot asian girls. win/win.

Tags: asians

Retired Basketball Relationships

May 6, 2010 celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, internet, news, nsfw, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, sports, tv, uncategorized, video

VH1 may have just taken the cake as the smartest reality TV show provider around. From the channel that has brought you [fill in the blank] Rehab with Dr. Drew, Hogan Knows Best, Breaking Bonaduce, The Pick-up Artist, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love Money, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Tool Academy, the list goes on; comes yet another ground breaking show, Basketball Wives. Judging by the fact that there is no Wikipedia entry for this show, I feel that America is not watching this masterpiece unfold. Take a look at what you are missing…

Premiering almost five weeks ago, the show is somewhat of a brain child of Shaunie O’Neal, an executive producer and ex-wife of Shaquille O’Neal. The magnitude of what this show has done for me is a bit overwhelming:

Cast Lineup:

Taking a play from my previous basketball post on an all-white basketball league, let’s take a look at how the woman of the show represent a starting lineup and sixth man. The height and crazy to this lineup is off the charts:


Matt Barnes – SF	Gloria Govan – Fiancee

Eric Williams – PF	Jennifer Williams – Wife

Antoine Walker – PF	Evelyn Lozada – Ex Wife

Dwight Howard – C	Royce Reed – Baby Mama

Shaquille O’Neal – C	Shaunie O’Neal – Ex Wife

Michael Olowokondi – C	Suzie Ketcham – Ex Girlfriend

Giving some more background to this couples, Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan are the only people that appear to have heads on their shoulders. They clearly had no idea what this show was getting themselves into, and it seems landing on his seventh team in a city near the rest of these girls was just bad luck.

So far in the episodes Eric and Jennifer Williams are still married; and with Barnes, Eric is the only other actual basketball player getting air time; but because of his past cheating I don’t expect Eric to be stealing scenes much longer.

Evelyn Lozada spends much of her camera time explaining how she is not a gold digger and is moving on after separating from Antoine Walker (who has made over $100 million but is now bankrupt and playing in Puerto Rico and paying her thousands a month in child support).

BREAKING NEWS: The shimmy shake is trying to make a comeback!

Royce Reed is only named on the show as an past Heat and Magic dancer. You won’t hear her mention Dwight Howard’s name, she legally can’t as she is banned from “using or publishing (orally, in writing, or otherwise), directly, indirectly or by innuendo, [Dwight's] name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.“

Shaunie O’Neal, who calls herself the ‘Queen Bee’ of the girls, was served this letter after the first episode; she hasn’t been a major character since that episode. To add to the drama, Shaq is allegedly putting his dick in Gloria’s sister.

After landing the number one overall bust Michael Olowokondi, Suzie Ketcham is fittingly the bust of this group as well. This pair has two kids together, I want photographic proof to see how close to an alien these creatures are.

Episodes:

1. Meeting the girls and Royce drama at a Super Bowl party (see video below).

2. Evelyn throws herself a 34th birthday party with what is left of Antoine Walker’s money. Episode introduces the one and only Eric Williams.

3. Evelyn and Jen get disgusted by the city of Orlando. Groupie conflict begins.

4. Eric Williams steals the episode, housing hunting with Jen. Listen up VH1, you need to start a spin-off show, house shopping with athletes and their wives who are about to get divorced. Also, fancy restaurant fighting. Posting this episode while it is still available online…

5. Make sure to watch this Sunday at 10:00pm. The show is filmed in Miami, so remember there is a 40% chance you will see a Bangbros casting taking place in the background.

Drama:

Either I have very bad skills at finding videos on youtube, or VH1 is very protective of their content. I can’t find any good clips from the show, this is all I can leave you with:

Season preview:

Introducing Plastic Surgery:

Terrell Owens and Ludacris Super Bowl party video of Royce Reed:

And I couldn’t end this post without showing that, since the start of the show, Evelyn Lozada had some self portraits make their way online:

NSFW IMAGE

Tags: Antoine Walker, bangbros, basketball, Basketball Wives, Breaking Bonaduce, dwight howard, Eric Williams, Evelyn Lozada, Flavor of Love, Gloria Govan, Hogan Knows Best, I Love Money, Jennifer Williams, ludacris, Matt Barnes, megan wants a millionaire, miami, Michael Olowokondi, Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, Royce Reed, Shaquille O'Neal, Shaunie O'Neal, Suzie Ketcham, Terrell Owens, The Pick-up Artist, tool academy, vh1

How do i feel about my period?

Apr 17, 2010 science, she could get it

And I’m like “OH, that’s what’s supposed to happen…”

Tags: periods

Slut Bunny

Apr 9, 2010 music, sex, she could get it

I have a new favorite song. It’s not just because the lyrics are incredible and the video reminds of that scene in Showgirls when Jessie Spano is giving her first lapdance (which is pretty much foreplay to her sex scene in the pool), but mainly because it’s by the quiet girl from the House Bunny. As we all remember, Lilly was the sister that never talked and usually hid behind things, until Shelley came along and made her into a hottie (Exhibit A). Well, looks like that rubbed off, because now she’s a total slut and I’m excited. Speaking of rubbing one off…

Tags: box, Kiely Williams, sex, she could get it, Spectacular

This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn

Feb 20, 2010 celebrities, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, she could get it, tv, video

I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.