ESPY SNL Hosts
Jul 17, 2010 caption contest, news, pop culture, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
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Why England Lost in World Cup 2010
Jun 27, 2010 celebrities, pop culture, sports, tv
Because Umbro is soooo 1994.
Tags: england, FIFA World Cup, soccer, sports, umbro, umbro shorts, wayne rooney, world cup
Sports Dad
Jun 13, 2010 advertisment, sports, tv, video
Forever 21 as a father, European remix:
Tags: baby name, commercial, FIFA World Cup, forever 21, Hyundai
Spike Tells TLC To Go Fuck Itself
Jun 2, 2010 celebrities, internet, news, pop culture, sports, tv, video
I’ve always asked why people are always up in arms about shows like Jersey Shore, but never about any of the midget shows on TLC. Well, Spike just took it to the next level. This show is taking what started with WWE mini wrestling and got real. Also, it’s nice that Spike held back on some of the height related innuendos in their promo. Half Pint Brawlers debuts tonight in about an hour on Spike. I know this is screwing up the screen but I don’t know how to fix it and I’m pretty sure the video is worth so don’t be a fag.
On a side note, can anyone legitimately say that midget Vader was not the greatest wrestler of all-time.
Tags: half pint brawlers, internet, Spike, tv, video, wrestling, wwe, wwf
Retired Basketball Relationships
May 6, 2010 celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, internet, news, nsfw, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
VH1 may have just taken the cake as the smartest reality TV show provider around. From the channel that has brought you [fill in the blank] Rehab with Dr. Drew, Hogan Knows Best, Breaking Bonaduce, The Pick-up Artist, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love Money, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Tool Academy, the list goes on; comes yet another ground breaking show, Basketball Wives. Judging by the fact that there is no Wikipedia entry for this show, I feel that America is not watching this masterpiece unfold. Take a look at what you are missing…
Premiering almost five weeks ago, the show is somewhat of a brain child of Shaunie O’Neal, an executive producer and ex-wife of Shaquille O’Neal. The magnitude of what this show has done for me is a bit overwhelming:
Cast Lineup:
Taking a play from my previous basketball post on an all-white basketball league, let’s take a look at how the woman of the show represent a starting lineup and sixth man. The height and crazy to this lineup is off the charts:
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| Matt Barnes – SF | Gloria Govan – Fiancee |
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| Eric Williams – PF | Jennifer Williams – Wife |
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| Antoine Walker – PF | Evelyn Lozada – Ex Wife |
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| Dwight Howard – C | Royce Reed – Baby Mama |
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| Shaquille O’Neal – C | Shaunie O’Neal – Ex Wife |
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| Michael Olowokondi – C | Suzie Ketcham – Ex Girlfriend |
Giving some more background to this couples, Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan are the only people that appear to have heads on their shoulders. They clearly had no idea what this show was getting themselves into, and it seems landing on his seventh team in a city near the rest of these girls was just bad luck.
So far in the episodes Eric and Jennifer Williams are still married; and with Barnes, Eric is the only other actual basketball player getting air time; but because of his past cheating I don’t expect Eric to be stealing scenes much longer.
Evelyn Lozada spends much of her camera time explaining how she is not a gold digger and is moving on after separating from Antoine Walker (who has made over $100 million but is now bankrupt and playing in Puerto Rico and paying her thousands a month in child support).
BREAKING NEWS: The shimmy shake is trying to make a comeback!
Royce Reed is only named on the show as an past Heat and Magic dancer. You won’t hear her mention Dwight Howard’s name, she legally can’t as she is banned from “using or publishing (orally, in writing, or otherwise), directly, indirectly or by innuendo, [Dwight's] name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.“
Shaunie O’Neal, who calls herself the ‘Queen Bee’ of the girls, was served this letter after the first episode; she hasn’t been a major character since that episode. To add to the drama, Shaq is allegedly putting his dick in Gloria’s sister.
After landing the number one overall bust Michael Olowokondi, Suzie Ketcham is fittingly the bust of this group as well. This pair has two kids together, I want photographic proof to see how close to an alien these creatures are.
Episodes:
1. Meeting the girls and Royce drama at a Super Bowl party (see video below).
2. Evelyn throws herself a 34th birthday party with what is left of Antoine Walker’s money. Episode introduces the one and only Eric Williams.
3. Evelyn and Jen get disgusted by the city of Orlando. Groupie conflict begins.
4. Eric Williams steals the episode, housing hunting with Jen. Listen up VH1, you need to start a spin-off show, house shopping with athletes and their wives who are about to get divorced. Also, fancy restaurant fighting. Posting this episode while it is still available online…
5. Make sure to watch this Sunday at 10:00pm. The show is filmed in Miami, so remember there is a 40% chance you will see a Bangbros casting taking place in the background.
Drama:
Either I have very bad skills at finding videos on youtube, or VH1 is very protective of their content. I can’t find any good clips from the show, this is all I can leave you with:
Season preview:
Introducing Plastic Surgery:
Terrell Owens and Ludacris Super Bowl party video of Royce Reed:
And I couldn’t end this post without showing that, since the start of the show, Evelyn Lozada had some self portraits make their way online:
Tags: Antoine Walker, bangbros, basketball, Basketball Wives, Breaking Bonaduce, dwight howard, Eric Williams, Evelyn Lozada, Flavor of Love, Gloria Govan, Hogan Knows Best, I Love Money, Jennifer Williams, ludacris, Matt Barnes, megan wants a millionaire, miami, Michael Olowokondi, Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, Royce Reed, Shaquille O'Neal, Shaunie O'Neal, Suzie Ketcham, Terrell Owens, The Pick-up Artist, tool academy, vh1
What Does Big Ben Mean By Sexual Contact?
Mar 11, 2010 celebrities, crime, pop culture, sex, sports
So Big Ben Roethlisberger is back in the news for another sexual assault, but he technically never (motioning my index finger through a circle made with my other hand). So, I thought it was necessary to put together a list of what he may be referring to.
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Entrance Songs For Tiger Woods’ Press Conference
Feb 18, 2010 audio, celebrities, news, pop culture, sex, sports, tv, video
I thought I’d give Tiger a few options for his walk up to the podium for tomorrow’s press conference. The Tiger songs are pretty lame to tell you the truth, but my suggestion for Elin transcends adultery.
Lil Wayne should have just called this one Tiger’s Autobiography
Anything from Three Six Mafia would def instill Tiger’s vibe
Do you think is possible that Tiger plays golf solely for the twat. Fred Durst thinks so. wow, that sentence is lame, but maybe Tiger’s Sunday red is a tribute to ole Freddy.
And… one for Elin.
Tags: elin, elin nordegren, golf, lil wayne, limp bizkit, sex, sports, three six mafia, tiger, Tiger Woods
One Day
Feb 18, 2010 advertisment, idiots, music, pop culture, sports, tv, video
What could be better than having a Hasidic Jew get you pumped up for the Winter Olympics:
Why not remix the song with rapper Akon:
This is kind of like having Busta Rhymes included on a remake of We Are the World 25; that’s right:
Tags: akon, busta rhymes, hasidic jew, matisyahu, we are the world 25, winter olympics
Super Bowl Commercials
Feb 8, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, celebrities, crime, government, idiots, internet, news, pittsburgh, politics, pop culture, sports, tv, video
Trying to come up with a title for this post was hard, seeing that every internet media blog has taken some variation of “Monday Morning Fill-in-a-term” even though they have no idea what sport reference this is making. ANYWAYS, as a whole I was upset with how unfunny the commercials happened to be this year. And if I see one more Denny’s commercial I will kill someone. You can find all the commercials on YouTube, but to save you time, this is all you need to know:
Best unintentional-intentional comedy that has no business trying to be funny:
Best showing of why Americans think Pittsburgh sucks:
Only commercial that got me to LOL, thanks Lamar:
Commercial that would have been funny if it wasn’t leaked before it aired [FYI - all the Doritos commercials sucked, and when someone at work reminded me that they were submitted to the company by ordinary people it makes me wonder why a they would waste $2.5 million on a spot]:
Most original idea that came from last year’s #1 summer comedy movie:
Best use of taking a popular TV show concept from a non-CBS station:
Worst use of tax money:
Bud Light was the, per usual, best brander this year, they also had the best rap artist joke from 2008:
Finally, the commercial you should watch about 100 times comes from Audi. It gets my M. Night Shyamalan award. To start, I thought it was a take on what America would be about if Al Gore was Prez. Also, for the first 40 seconds it will have you thinking it is a joke on white-collar crime, not to be confused with White-Collar Crime. During this time you may also think it is a joke about white people actually being capable of committing crime. Finally you will see it is about being a hippie:
… I also like this commercial because I play a small part in the financing of it
Tags: Al Gore, Audi, bud light, Census, Commerical, Dennys, doritos, Focus on the Family, hippie, Lamar Odom, Lost, m. night shyamalan, pittsburgh, Super Bowl, T-Pain, The Hangover, Tim Tebow, youtube
