If Invincible Period Made Commercials
Aug 1, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, stuff people like, tv, video
Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =
Tags: invincible period, kittens, Quiznos
Gifts for Invincible Period
Feb 6, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, stuff people like, tv, video
Valentine’s Day is coming up and if your crush is on CT member Invincible Period, this will make a great gift idea:
funny cat sound effects not included
CBS Cares Too!
Dec 19, 2009 she could get it, stuff people like
Just saw this clip and had to share it. Pap smears save lives:
And for the Jews:
Tags: box, commercials, coochie lips
Microsoft Really Does Care!!!
Dec 17, 2009 internet, stuff people like, uncategorized
Microsoft released a beta version of Office 2010 (GOO!) and you can download yourself a free copy here. One of the cool things about the beta version is that Microsoft lets you “Send a Smile” if you like something and “Send a Frown” if you don’t. It’s great to see Microsoft has finally taken an interest in the things that are important to me:
Can’t wait to see what Bill Gates has to say…
UPDATE: I maaaaaay have accidentally just sent that Frown to Microsoft…
Tags: not photoshopped
Get pumped up
Nov 11, 2009 stuff people like
There is nothing better than getting pumped up before a night on the town. For several of our staff members, this “pregame” process consists of smashing Cyalis, sipping on whiskey, and watching on-demand music videos ranging from Miley Cyrus to the Wu Tang Clan. You may argue that pregaming should consist of drinking games, and I may argue that you suck dick. Below are a collection of videos that get me pumped and ready to break things. Warning: Watching these videos may cause you to strike nearby house pets, grow excessive pubic hair, rape, and/or have an awesome time.
1) The final rap battle in 8 Mile
2) AC/DC performing Thunderstruck live
3) Shawn Michaels’ entrance at Wrestlemania 12
4) The trailer for John Rambo
5) Obama’s victory speech
Why I love America, Part 1
Nov 10, 2009 injuries, stuff people like, video
I know that the Fourth of July has long passed, but we can never celebrate our glorious nation enough. Few gems to hold you over until the next 4th/pig roast:
More Proof Miley Cyrus Hates Black People
Nov 9, 2009 she could get it, stuff people like, video
Her father is a country music star (not gangster hip hop), and she has dated not one, but two Disney channel stars (not BET stars) so we don’t need much more evidence, but hold onto your hoods, Miley fans. In a recent interview with some child molester Miley was asked which Jay-Z song inspired the “And a Jay-Z song was on” line on Party in the USA. She responded “I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea.” While I admire her cunty honesty, her next remark “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song” makes her not only a liar, but a racist. Prove me wrong Miley… or should I say, Grand Wizard Cyrus? The only way to right your lifetime of racism is to murder Heidi Klum and wed Seal, the blackest man on Earth. Until then, its not a party in the USA, its a party with the KKK.
(fast forward to 3:00, unless you are into kids)
Tags: miley cyrus, Racism, she could get it
Stuff Andre Agassi Likes
Oct 28, 2009 advertisment, book, celebrities, crime, freaks, idiots, sports, stuff people like, video
We play a little game here at Corporate Thuggin’ that involves naming a person and reeling off ridiculous things that that person cannot get enough of. The current scrub in our crosshairs, Andre Agassi, seemed like the perfect person to continue our segment. His autobiography called Open will hit stores on Nov. 9 and details his use of crystal meth back in 1997. I guess crystal meth is kind of big deal with 90’s pop culture figures. Agassi joins sweet tits, Stephanie Tanner, in the crystal meth category. Anyway, here’s the list and have at the comments board, I want to be stunned more than a porn star catching a load in the eye.
1. Crystal Meth
2. Giving glowing reviews of crystal meth
“There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.”
3. Steffi Graf, who looks like shes out of that Roald Dahl book called The Witches
4. Creating super children tennis players
5. Canon Rebel cameras
Honorable Mention – Shoes without laces
Tags: andre agassi, andre agassi son, autobiography, book, canon rebel cameras, crystal meth, full house, roald dahl, steffi graf, steffi graf son, stephanie tanner, tennis, the witches
A New Fun Game!
Oct 17, 2009 college, corporate sluttin, photo, science, she could get it, stuff people like
Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”
The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:
- Milk
- Semen
- A Seaman’s Milk
Happy Guessing!
Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.
Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.
Tags: america, awesome, box, cats, coochie lips, Fun Games, Labia, not photoshopped, obama, Racism, she could get it, Stains
Stuff Jon Gosselin Likes
Oct 6, 2009 celebrities, photo, pop culture, stuff people like, tv
We play a little game here at Corporate Thuggin’ that involves naming a person and reeling off ridiculous things that certain people can’t get enough of. The current pop culture scrub, Jon Gosselin, seemed like the perfect place to get this segment going. I’m going to limit myself to a ten point list, so add more in the comments, be ruthless.
1. Fertility Drugs
2. The asshole of that guy who started Ed Hardy – see photo at bottom
3. Girls with bad eyebrows – Hailey Glassman
4. Girls with shitty haircuts – Kate
6. Girls with sex tapes – Deanna Hummel
7. Gettin’ after it (really can’t blame him for that)
10. Sunglasses on hid head – he… definitely… thinks… it… looks… cool
Tags: douchebags, ed hardy, fertility drugs, jon and kate plus 8, Jon Gosselin, sluts, stuff people like, sunglasses, tv
