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Bank$ Likes Engine Sounds

cracker with cheese — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:44:10 +0000

(watch on youtube)

Thankfully Kanye West was there to add the lyrics (1m : 58s):

I met this MIFL at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls

“I met this MILF at the all-star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls”

If Invincible Period Made Commercials

cracker with cheese — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 01:46:11 +0000

Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =

Gifts for Invincible Period

cracker with cheese — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:45:27 +0000

Valentine’s Day is coming up and if your crush is on CT member Invincible Period, this will make a great gift idea:

funny cat sound effects not included

CBS Cares Too!

invincible period — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:37:43 +0000

Just saw this clip and had to share it. Pap smears save lives:

And for the Jews:

Microsoft Really Does Care!!!

invincible period — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:21:04 +0000

Microsoft released a beta version of Office 2010 (GOO!) and you can download yourself a free copy here. One of the cool things about the beta version is that Microsoft lets you “Send a Smile” if you like something and “Send a Frown” if you don’t. It’s great to see Microsoft has finally taken an interest in the things that are important to me:

Can’t wait to see what Bill Gates has to say…

UPDATE: I maaaaaay have accidentally just sent that Frown to Microsoft…

Get pumped up

white-collar crime — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:06:15 +0000

There is nothing better than getting pumped up before a night on the town. For several of our staff members, this “pregame” process consists of smashing Cyalis, sipping on whiskey, and watching on-demand music videos ranging from Miley Cyrus to the Wu Tang Clan. You may argue that pregaming should consist of drinking games, and I may argue that you suck dick. Below are a collection of videos that get me pumped and ready to break things. Warning: Watching these videos may cause you to strike nearby house pets, grow excessive pubic hair, rape, and/or have an awesome time.

1) The final rap battle in 8 Mile

2) AC/DC performing Thunderstruck live

3) Shawn Michaels’ entrance at Wrestlemania 12

4) The trailer for John Rambo

5) Obama’s victory speech

Why I love America, Part 1

I brought the table — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:00:30 +0000

I know that the Fourth of July has long passed, but we can never celebrate our glorious nation enough. Few gems to hold you over until the next 4th/pig roast:

More Proof Miley Cyrus Hates Black People

white-collar crime — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:44:54 +0000

Her father is a country music star (not gangster hip hop), and she has dated not one, but two Disney channel stars (not BET stars) so we don’t need much more evidence, but hold onto your hoods, Miley fans. In a recent interview with some child molester Miley was asked which Jay-Z song inspired the “And a Jay-Z song was on” line on Party in the USA. She responded “I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea.” While I admire her cunty honesty, her next remark “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song” makes her not only a liar, but a racist. Prove me wrong Miley… or should I say, Grand Wizard Cyrus? The only way to right your lifetime of racism is to murder Heidi Klum and wed Seal, the blackest man on Earth. Until then, its not a party in the USA, its a party with the KKK.

(fast forward to 3:00, unless you are into kids)

Stuff Andre Agassi Likes

forever 21 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:46:21 +0000

We play a little game here at Corporate Thuggin’ that involves naming a person and reeling off ridiculous things that that person cannot get enough of. The current scrub in our crosshairs, Andre Agassi, seemed like the perfect person to continue our segment. His autobiography called Open will hit stores on Nov. 9 and details his use of crystal meth back in 1997. I guess crystal meth is kind of big deal with 90′s pop culture figures. Agassi joins sweet tits, Stephanie Tanner, in the crystal meth category. Anyway, here’s the list and have at the comments board, I want to be stunned more than a porn star catching a load in the eye.

1. Crystal Meth

2. Giving glowing reviews of crystal meth

“There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.”

3. Steffi Graf, who looks like shes out of that Roald Dahl book called The Witches

4. Creating super children tennis players

5. Canon Rebel cameras

Honorable Mention – Shoes without laces

A New Fun Game!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:10:15 +0000

Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”

The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:

Milk
Semen
A Seaman’s Milk

Happy Guessing!

Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.

Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.