Note to Self: Go To Tila Tequila Concerts
Aug 18, 2010 caption contest, celebrities, dumb girls, idiots, injuries, internet, music, nsfw, photo, pop culture, she could get it, video
Before:
During:
After:
Tags: Gathering of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila, tmz, wwtdd
If Invincible Period Made Commercials
Aug 1, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, stuff people like, tv, video
Kittens + Outfits + Bad Singing =
Tags: invincible period, kittens, Quiznos
ESPY SNL Hosts
Jul 17, 2010 caption contest, news, pop culture, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
Loading ...Tags: espn, ESPYs, Norm MacDonald, Seth Meyers
Watch This And Then Try To Not Go Directly To Facebook
Jul 15, 2010 celebrities, facebook, internet, movie, news, pop culture, video
This is that movie based on a bunch of nerds from harvard who invented the greatest procrastination tool of all-time and made everyone in the world completely narcissistic. Don’t get me wrong, I love facebook almost as much as I love looking at pictures of myself. But Mark Zuckerburg should be bowing down to David Fincher for making him look like the most bad ass nerd since Data from the Goonies.
Tags: aaron sorkin, david fincher, facebook, film, jesse eisenberg, movie, the social network, trailer
@fatawesome and @RobHuebel take on M. Night
Jul 7, 2010 internet, movie, pop culture, video
From fatawesome:
From Rob Huebel:
- 2:47 PM Heading into The Last Airbender. Gonna do a live-tweet of the movie. (Sitting in back so I don’t disturb anyone).
- 2:49 PM This is gonna be great! Can’t wait! Get ready for classic zingers!
- 2:49 PM Opening credits. So far so good. Why is everyone so harsh on this movie?
- 2:50 PM Wait. Wait. Oh no.
- 2:52 PM Walking out of The Last Airbender.
- 3:07 PM Driving to M. Night’s house to slap him. (End of live-tweet)
Tags: fatawesome, m. night shyamalan, Rob Huebel, The Last Airbender
How People In Florida Die
Jul 5, 2010 caption contest, idiots, injuries, internet, news, old people, science, tv, video
Always Fair and Balanced, leave it to Fox News to have a youtube clip in a story about a guy killing himself on the 4th of July in an experimental helicopter he built in his garage:
What makes it better is the background music in the actual youtube video:
Tags: Edgar Thompson, experiment, Florida, fox news, helicopter, I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly, Titusville
TwiztidAsh Makes Suge Knight Look Like KFed
Reasons this video this incredible aka why this girl sucks, yes i think she has labias.
1. She is from Morgantown, West Virginia.
2. She has a van.
3. She points to a trailer and calls it a house.
4. She hate John Legume (yeah he sounds like a douche)
5. She has a name that includes z’s
6. She has studied ninjitsu
7. She is ready to crack skulls right out of the front seat.
8. She tries to make her hair look like Guile from Street Fighter.
9. She is short and can get low to the ground.
10. 4:17 of the video above.
Personally, I can wait for more of TwiztidAsh. I also hope that one day she has a sex tape. She makes this complaining red haired kid seem like he’s living the high life.
Tags: bitch, complaining, crackin' skulls, fat, ginger, karate, loser, morgantown, red haird, redhead, trailer, twiztidash, west virginia
Dogtooth
Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, freaks, movie, video
I need to get on imdb more often:
Plot Summary:
Three teenagers are confined to an isolated country estate that could very well be on another planet. The trio spend their days listening to endless homemade tapes that teach them a whole new vocabulary. Any word that comes from beyond their family abode is instantly assigned a new meaning. Hence ‘the sea’ refers to a large armchair and ‘zombies’ are little yellow flowers. Having invented a brother whom they claim to have ostracized for his disobedience, the uber-controlling parents terrorize their offspring into submission. The father is the only family member who can leave the manicured lawns of their self-inflicted exile, earning their keep by managing a nearby factory, while the only outsider allowed on the premises is his colleague Christina, who is paid to relieve the son of his male urges. Tired of these dutiful acts of carnality, Christina enlists the elder daughter for some girl-on-girl action, carelessly disturbing the domestic balance. Soon enough, sex has spread throughout the household like fire. Next stop: rebellion.
New Summer Shows Get Huge
Jun 27, 2010 advertisment, dumb girls, sex, tv, video
If this is like any other ABC Family show, get ready for some big hot summer camp action:
Tags: ABC Family, Hayley Hasselhoff, Huge, Nikki Blonsky, The Secret Life of an American Teenager
Sports Dad
Jun 13, 2010 advertisment, sports, tv, video
Forever 21 as a father, European remix:
Tags: baby name, commercial, FIFA World Cup, forever 21, Hyundai
