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this one’s kind of familiar

Only one song has been leaked so far, but it is more of a long bitchy rant:

The mixtape is also being slowed down by whoever Justin Bieber is:

Logically, I’m thinking that it breaks down like this:

wata = “what” with an Italian accent; gata = spanish for female cat; pitus = kinda like the spanish slang for penis; berry = Halle Berry

Translation? “Halle Berry’s movie Catwoman gives me an erection”

Or it could just be a really good song about sluts. You figure it out. I’m not a goddamn dictionary.

Since this is a Facebook game it has to be real life, which teaches me that all sorority girls do is socialize, go to the bank, start fights, go to the spa, put on makeup, fingerblast (under the My Self tab)…and I’m assuming the Jobs tab is referencing those of the hand and blow variety. But one of the best things about this is that if you actually look at the jobs the girls are eligible for you will see that they can only be dog walkers or dining hall assistants (apparently even Starbucks is outta their league?).

This game really is retarded. I’ll just go back to watching girls bitchslap each other for the last cock standing at last call.