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watch #bms or you’re gay, right @thadcastle

cracker with cheese — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:51:32 +0000

If you have not watched an episode of Blue Mountain State (BMS) all you need to get hooked is the opening credits:

To sum it up: Boobs, Alcohol, Sports, College, Blowjobs.

Thank God people, or Chris Romano, have finally realized that if you make a show about drinking, sports, and shit talking and put it on after 10pm (swearing) it will be a perfect storm (see The League).

Premiering last Tuesday on Spike (yes, the same channel that has given us MANswers), BMS combines all the great parts of college life, at a school that is centered around a scandal filled sports team.

Episodes so far:

1. It’s Call Hazing, Look It Up

2. Craig Loses His Promise Ring In A Stripper

3. Tonight: Is That A Pocket Pussy

The star character of the show is half frat guy / half jock retard Thad Castle. In the first party scene Thad is shown, improving a part from Beerfest, snorting a line of a girls stomach, taking a bong hit, drinking beer out of a syringe, taking a pill off another girls tongue, then exhales. If only smoke came out of his mouth (pussy couldn’t handle the real shit). Another great Thad scene is him tackling a player, then standing over him yelling “9/11, 9/11… never forget.”

Other Than It’s Always Sunny In Phildelphia, Philly Is Full Of Douches

forever 21 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:51:49 +0000

I’m not going to lie, so I’m letting you know that I am not a fan of the city of Philadelphia. From booing Santa Claus to the queerest nickname of all time, City of Brotherly Love, to an abbreviation that is way too long, Phila (what the fuck is that), it just all around sucks. So, it was nice to see one of their jackass fans that probably also roots for the Yankees get worked by a cab driver after their pennant victory the other night.

The only thing that the city has going for it would have to be It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Every episode gives me a new idea of how to drink during my upcoming weekend. (Last weekend was wine in a can and this weekend will be riot punch) Here’s a clip of what I’m talking about, the first clip may be the best start to any episode of any show ever created.

Nattyisms, My Personal Gospel

forever 21 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:37:13 +0000

With the beginning of College Gameday season on ESPN began beer commercials at 10 which I am watching while hungover. Rather than making me sick, these commercials speak to me and amp me up for the upcoming day of football and more drinking. One set of beer commercials however, sets itself apart from the rest. It could be the fact Natty Light is the “holy water” of my life, but I’ll let you decide for yourself. Also, I threw in an old school Natty Light commercial that features Mickey Mantle himself. I’ll lead you off with my personal favorite, Natio Furniture. Hopefully they continue to make these because they got a whole dictionary going and I need more reasons to drink on Saturday mornings