America!
Jun 28, 2010 audio, movie, music
Hello all out in Corporate Thuggin world! I know its been quite a while since you have heard from me, but the wait is surely worth it.
If there are two things I love in this world, its Van Halen and America. This got me thinking…why not combine both into one amazing song thats sure to be blasted at 4th of July Cookouts and Freedom Marches all across this great nation. Well, with some editing help from White Collar Crime, that’s exactly what I did. So grab your gun, a cold Pabst, and strap yourself in, because are about to get fired the fuck up.
Tags: america, Fourth of July, Freedom, Liberty, Patriotism, Van Halen.
Baby Gaga Part 2
Jun 7, 2010 caption contest, internet, music, pop culture, video
I finally understand why people have kids…
Who is More Patriotic
May 6, 2010 caption contest, government, news, photo, politics, school, uncategorized
Unless you are some kind of liberal fag, you probably came across this news story today:
American Patriots Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard were sent home from school on Cinco de Mayo for wearing American flag shirts and bandannas. The students were told “they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home.”
If you have a problem with this please feel free to call the school at (408) 201-6100, or email Principal Nick Boden at Nick.Boden@mhu.k12.ca.us
And while your heart is being filled with anti-Mexican rage, and likely still hung over from Drinko de Mayo; it is time to answer the most important question this story raises:

Tags: america, Austin Carvalho, cinco de mayo, Clayton Howard, Daniel Galli, Dominic Maciel, Live Oak High School, Matt Dariano, Nick Boden, patriots
Telephone
Mar 12, 2010 uncategorized
Hearing this song back in November, I can’t believe it took this long for a video to come out. After my last post, Invincible Period sent me a link to this video, ladies and gentleman, I give you the 2010 movie of the year:
My thoughts after watching it:
1. Prison is cool, but where else can I get cigarette glasses?
2. How bad does Madonna wish thongs were popular in the ’80s? Or, putting cans in your hair for curlers?
3. How many product placements / pop culture references could you name?
4. Shortest 10 minutes of my life
5. I love America too!
#imthankfulfor
Nov 26, 2009 news, pop culture, video
Behind the 4th of July, Thanksgiving might just be my favorite, religion of America, holiday.
Awesome American things Thankgiving offers:
- Waking up hungover
- Watching parades
- Eating food that makes you sleepy
- High School and NFL football
- Afternoon naps
- Being thankful we won the war against the Indians
- Celebrating our history:
Tags: america, college humor, Thanksgiving
Why I love America, Part 1
Nov 10, 2009 injuries, stuff people like, video
I know that the Fourth of July has long passed, but we can never celebrate our glorious nation enough. Few gems to hold you over until the next 4th/pig roast:
A New Fun Game!
Oct 17, 2009 college, corporate sluttin, photo, science, she could get it, stuff people like
Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”
The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:
- Milk
- Semen
- A Seaman’s Milk
Happy Guessing!

Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.
Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.
Tags: america, awesome, box, cats, coochie lips, Fun Games, Labia, not photoshopped, obama, Racism, she could get it, Stains
ACORN Does It Again
Sep 21, 2009 government, idiots, uncategorized
ACORN: Helping college students and Mexicans collect unemployment…and procure unnecessarily large hunting knives that can also be used to deliver the mail. Our fourth roommate, who calls himself Fred C., got this little letter from the Massachusetts Division of Unemployment Assistance this weekend. Naturally, it needed to be pinned to his door with the largest knife I could find. It’s been two days and it’s still hanging up there – he must just be afraid of sleeping in his own room. I guess anyone would be if they knew the things that have happened in there.
Tags: america
Further Proof We Are Actually THUGGIN’
The word on the street is, people have questioned how much “we be thuggin.” Well if this isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is. Special thanks to the state of Maine, The Yeti, The Pirate, and of course, our dear friend Coffee Brandy.
And yeah, that IS a chainsaw.

Tags: america, not photoshopped, Thuggin
america
Jul 4, 2009 celebrities, government, tv






