Blue Streak – Martin Lawrence plays a thief who poses as a cop in order to retrieve a diamond he had hid in the police headquarters years earlier. Pretty shitty topic that kind of reminds me of the multiple Big Momma’s House debacles especially with it’s PG-13 rating. However, Blue Streak features supporting roles by Luke Wilson and Dave Chappelle who make Martin Lawrence pretty tolerable. Other than the constant use of that gay ass line of “Believe That,” this movie is pretty hilarious and here are a few clips that prove this.

Action

Death Race – It was pretty obvious coming in that the guy who made Mortal Kombat, Paul WS Anderson, was going to make another sweet movie that didn’t involve Aliens or Predators. The plot is that this guy, Jason Statham, is a criminal who competes against other inmates in a car race in which they try and kill each other. I’m really not into cars or bullshit action movies, but the seriousness in Death Race makes it pretty hilarious and kept me into it. Any movie that has a secret driver named “Frankenstein” has my vote as incredible. Only thing that sucks is that Tyrese is in this, and once again looks like a douche.

Drama

Searching For Bobby Fisher – You wouldn’t think that a heterosexual who’s not autistic would like a movie about chess, but you would be wrong. This movie is about a kid who isn’t sure if he wants to be a great chess player and everything he goes through. It also features a rival who is probably the youngest kid I have ever hated. Just watch this scene and you’ll know how sweet it is. The best part however, has nothing to do with the movie itself. The real Bobby Fischer came out against the film and claimed it was a “Jewish Conspiracy” to sully his name and make money off of him. Classic anti-semitism makes this a must-see