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A Weight Loss Tool That Also Helps Girl’s Learn About Handjobs

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, tv

I guess this has been out for a while, I probably hadn’t seen it yet because I don’t watch Lifetime or the show GLEE. I just want to know how this inventor came up with this idea, doesn’t she know that we’ll blow one on her face way quicker if she uses her mouth.

In other news, a similar work out tool is being created for men called the “FlickWeight.” Basically you practice flicking a bean. The original product was called the “FingerFuckWeight,” but that shit got real.

Tags: commercial, commercials, fingering, hand jobs, shake weight, women

What The Hell Happened Uncle Phil

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, college, internet, pop culture, tv, video

Here’s Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince in the latest commercial for Kaplan University. Who did you piss off at Princeton to get relegated to this bullshit.

By the way you look old as fuck, what would you be capable of if this situation happened today?

Tags: commercial, commercials, dj jazzy jeff, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, jazz, kaplan university, phillip banks, princeton, tv, uncle phil

The I Am Tiger Woods Commercial Revisited

Dec 16, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, pop culture, sex, sports

I almost shot my load across the room when I saw this commercial for the first time back in junior high. Watching this commercial made me want to be a golfer even more than watching Boogie Nights made me want to be a porn star. Now after watching it again, they basically had the same message.

Tags: boogie nights, commercial, commercials, golf, mark wahlberg, porn, porn star, sex, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Fucks Bitches

Dec 16, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, internet, pop culture, sex, sports

This video features the kid from Derrick comedy and Community, and seemed to have a little CT flow to it. Also, be prepared for two other Tiger related posts tonight. I’ve been being corporate and haven’t had time to get some stuff out there, so get ready to erotically asphyxiate yourself to what’s coming up.

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

Tags: bitches, commercial, commercials, community, derrick comedy, donald glover, golf, sex, Tiger Woods

Less than 50 days

Nov 7, 2009 advertisment, she could get it, tv, video

Just saw my first Christmas commercial of the season, and it was one of my favorites from last year. Too bad Santa doesn’t care about people who are deaf:

Tags: christmas, commercial, deaf, kay jewelers, santa claus

New DirecTV Commercials

Nov 3, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, internet, tv, video

The last commercial featuring Chris Farley was a huge hit so the guys at LandlineTV thought those pussies could take it a step further with whoring out dead celebrities. Warning: This has a Jesus joke, but does not involve urine so take it easy.

Tags: batman, chris farley, christian bale, commercial, commercials, david spade, death, directv, heath ledger, jesus, jfk, john f kennedy, landlinetv, lee harvey oswald, the dark knight, the joker

Nattyisms, My Personal Gospel

Oct 20, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, college, sports

With the beginning of College Gameday season on ESPN began beer commercials at 10 which I am watching while hungover. Rather than making me sick, these commercials speak to me and amp me up for the upcoming day of football and more drinking. One set of beer commercials however, sets itself apart from the rest. It could be the fact Natty Light is the “holy water” of my life, but I’ll let you decide for yourself. Also, I threw in an old school Natty Light commercial that features Mickey Mantle himself. I’ll lead you off with my personal favorite, Natio Furniture. Hopefully they continue to make these because they got a whole dictionary going and I need more reasons to drink on Saturday mornings

Tags: advertisements, alcohol, beer, college, college gameday, commercial, commercials, drinking, espn, natty light

More NFL Commercials

Sep 18, 2009 advertisment, sports, video

These commercials just don’t stop

I don’t know how Larry Fitzgerald isn’t dead yet. Or it could be that everyone connected to him are pussies.

Not only did he share this years Madden cover with Troy Polamalu (injury), he is now sharing an IHOP commercial series with with Donovan McNabb (injury).