Posts Tagged ‘commercials’

A Weight Loss Tool That Also Helps Girl’s Learn About Handjobs

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, tv

I guess this has been out for a while, I probably hadn’t seen it yet because I don’t watch Lifetime or the show GLEE. I just want to know how this inventor came up with this idea, doesn’t she know that we’ll blow one on her face way quicker if she uses her mouth.

In other news, a similar work out tool is being created for men called the “FlickWeight.” Basically you practice flicking a bean. The original product was called the “FingerFuckWeight,” but that shit got real.

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What The Hell Happened Uncle Phil

Jan 20, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, college, internet, pop culture, tv, video

Here’s Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince in the latest commercial for Kaplan University. Who did you piss off at Princeton to get relegated to this bullshit.

By the way you look old as fuck, what would you be capable of if this situation happened today?

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CBS Cares Too!

Dec 19, 2009 she could get it, stuff people like

Just saw this clip and had to share it. Pap smears save lives:

And for the Jews:

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The I Am Tiger Woods Commercial Revisited

Dec 16, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, pop culture, sex, sports

I almost shot my load across the room when I saw this commercial for the first time back in junior high. Watching this commercial made me want to be a golfer even more than watching Boogie Nights made me want to be a porn star. Now after watching it again, they basically had the same message.

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Tiger Woods Fucks Bitches

Dec 16, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, internet, pop culture, sex, sports

This video features the kid from Derrick comedy and Community, and seemed to have a little CT flow to it. Also, be prepared for two other Tiger related posts tonight. I’ve been being corporate and haven’t had time to get some stuff out there, so get ready to erotically asphyxiate yourself to what’s coming up.

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New DirecTV Commercials

Nov 3, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, internet, tv, video

The last commercial featuring Chris Farley was a huge hit so the guys at LandlineTV thought those pussies could take it a step further with whoring out dead celebrities. Warning: This has a Jesus joke, but does not involve urine so take it easy.

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Nattyisms, My Personal Gospel

Oct 20, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, college, sports

With the beginning of College Gameday season on ESPN began beer commercials at 10 which I am watching while hungover. Rather than making me sick, these commercials speak to me and amp me up for the upcoming day of football and more drinking. One set of beer commercials however, sets itself apart from the rest. It could be the fact Natty Light is the “holy water” of my life, but I’ll let you decide for yourself. Also, I threw in an old school Natty Light commercial that features Mickey Mantle himself. I’ll lead you off with my personal favorite, Natio Furniture. Hopefully they continue to make these because they got a whole dictionary going and I need more reasons to drink on Saturday mornings

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New Commercials That Are Actually Funny

Sep 20, 2009 advertisment, celebrities, sports

Cracker with Cheese has done a couple posts about commercials and not one of the videos he posted were actually funny. So, I decided to make you laugh instead of bore you with a few of the new This is SportsCenter commercials. Enjoy.

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