Corporate Thuggin' » doritos http://www.corporatethuggin.com ...and we came to get it Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:55:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Super Bowl Commercials http://www.corporatethuggin.com/2010/02/super-bowl-commercials/ http://www.corporatethuggin.com/2010/02/super-bowl-commercials/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:52:54 +0000 cracker with cheese http://www.corporatethuggin.com/?p=3818 Trying to come up with a title for this post was hard, seeing that every internet media blog has taken some variation of  “Monday Morning Fill-in-a-term” even though they have no idea what sport reference this is making.  ANYWAYS, as a whole I was upset with how unfunny the commercials happened to be this year.  And if I see one more Denny’s commercial I will kill someone.  You can find all the commercials on YouTube, but to save you time, this is all you need to know:

Best unintentional-intentional comedy that has no business trying to be funny:

Best showing of why Americans think Pittsburgh sucks:

Only commercial that got me to LOL, thanks Lamar:

Commercial that would have been funny if it wasn’t leaked before it aired [FYI - all the Doritos commercials sucked, and when someone at work reminded me that they were submitted to the company by ordinary people it makes me wonder why a they would waste $2.5 million on a spot]:

Most original idea that came from last year’s #1 summer comedy movie:

Best use of taking a popular TV show concept from a non-CBS station:

Worst use of tax money:

Bud Light was the, per usual, best brander this year, they also had the best rap artist joke from 2008:

Finally, the commercial you should watch about 100 times comes from Audi.  It gets my M. Night Shyamalan award.  To start, I thought it was a take on what America would be about if Al Gore was Prez.  Also, for the first 40 seconds it will have you thinking it is a joke on white-collar crime, not to be confused with White-Collar Crime.  During this time you may also think it is a joke about white people actually being capable of committing crime.   Finally you will see it is about being a hippie:

… I also like this commercial because I play a small part in the financing of it

]]> http://www.corporatethuggin.com/2010/02/super-bowl-commercials/feed/ 0 Are The New TV Shows Going To Be Good, Or Is My Life Just Lamer? http://www.corporatethuggin.com/2009/09/are-the-new-tv-shows-going-to-be-good-or-is-my-life-just-lamer/ http://www.corporatethuggin.com/2009/09/are-the-new-tv-shows-going-to-be-good-or-is-my-life-just-lamer/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:02:46 +0000 forever 21 http://www.corporatethuggin.com/?p=1929 In the past few weeks I’ve been a ton of commercials for new comedies and there are a few that seem like they’re pretty legit. I’m not sure if am pumped for these shows because they actually look good or because I’m not in college anymore and won’t be drinking during the week nearly as much. It sucks that sitcoms are what I am looking forward to instead of blacking out on Tuesday Nights and cheating my way to a trivia championship, but fuck it I’ll post these clips for other losers. Just so Incvincible Period knows, I’m not posting a preview for Cougar Town. The Best of bunch though would have to be The League, which is going to be on FX. It’s a comedy revolving a fantasy football league, that’s the equivalent of me getting a case of Keystone Light, a bag of Doritos, and a blowjob specialist every Thursday at 10.

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