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That Kid From Twilight Loves Labias

forever 21 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:56:10 +0000

I figured that there were panties featuring the face of that guy from the Twilight movies, but this product went a step further and put that guys mouth facing the labias of the vagina. We are known for our period jokes at Corporate Thuggin’, but this just seemed too easy. I feel like the equivalent of this product for guys would be a Kristen Stewart sex doll, yeah I’d be in.

A New Fun Game!

Lil' Biznas Planz — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:10:15 +0000

Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”

The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:

Milk
Semen
A Seaman’s Milk

Happy Guessing!

Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.

Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.

Things Britney Likes: Multiple Dicks

invincible period — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:29:44 +0000

Britney has a new song “3″ all about getting double-teamed, or in some cases triple-teamed. I can’t wait for the video, although I would image in would look something like what these sluts are doing.

Just For Women?

invincible period — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:31:32 +0000

Just saw a commercial (not on Lifetime) for First Response’s new Fertility Test for Women. I was zoned out until I heard the woman in the commercial call it “the first ever home-fertility test just for women.” I’ll admit that the sciences were never my best subjects – hence the Business degree – but if there are fertility tests out there that aren’t just for women, then who the hell are they for?

What Flavia is Yo Labia?

invincible period — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:32:27 +0000

So, the other night we had a stroke of brilliance and developed the award-winning Conor Larkin’s trivia team name ” What Flavia is Yo Labia?” After many pitchers and far fewer memories of what unravelled throughout the night, we failed to capture the trivia championship, but were awarded the far more superior “Best Team Name” award.

After the hangover subsided (pulling the trigger helps), I got to thinking that our team name is actually a fair enough question. So we ask to our dear readers: what flavia is yo labia? And don’t skimp on the juicy details.

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