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Baby Gaga Part 2

cracker with cheese — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:38 +0000

I finally understand why people have kids…

See Part One

Friday Invincible Period Joke

cracker with cheese — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:59:11 +0000

Invincible Period + Banana + Dance moves I will be using this weekend = Lady Gaga:

Notes for next time: too much snapping, not enough guy with no pants on in the background

Telephone

cracker with cheese — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:06:52 +0000

Hearing this song back in November, I can’t believe it took this long for a video to come out. After my last post, Invincible Period sent me a link to this video, ladies and gentleman, I give you the 2010 movie of the year:

My thoughts after watching it:

1. Prison is cool, but where else can I get cigarette glasses?

2. How bad does Madonna wish thongs were popular in the ’80s? Or, putting cans in your hair for curlers?

3. How many product placements / pop culture references could you name?

4. Shortest 10 minutes of my life

5. I love America too!

Baby Gaga

cracker with cheese — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:08:48 +0000

If you need to reach me please leave a message, I am searching the world for whatever country this is…

Adam is a girls name?

cracker with cheese — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:44:47 +0000

I feel I need to start by stating that I had no idea who Adam Lambert was. Judging by this album cover I thought it was a ugly, P!nk wanna be, girl who thinks she can sing:

But this video really helped clear things up for me; Adam is one of those people who makes everyone around him uncomfortable (aka a huge, flaming homo). I think even Lady Gaga would ask what the fuck is kid doing:

Telephone

cracker with cheese — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:52:03 +0000

Lady Gaga and Beyonce have a new song that deals with once of the biggest struggles of people in their 20′s; getting phone calls when out at the club:

New Lady Gaga Video

cracker with cheese — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:40:02 +0000

Her video for Bad Romance is now out, watch it here:

Much like M. Night Shyamalan, Lady Gaga uses a lot of symbolism in her videos. For those of you too stupid to pick up on them, these are some of the topics this video portrays through dance:

- Universal heath care
- Unemployment rates
- Fort Hood : this is a recent event, so it was thrown at the end with the burned bed scene

Personally I think this song sucks, and the video is shit compared to the cripple dance / Minnie Mouse references in Paparazzi:

Poker Face

cracker with cheese — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:08:54 +0000

It didn’t surprise me that the Gaga was on a TV show in Japan. But I am starting to think she might have some talent.

Lady Gaga: “I want to take a ride on your disco stick”… WHAT??

briefcase and brass knuckles — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:22:10 +0000

23 year old Lady Gaga strikes again with a smash club hit “Love Games”.

As far as I’m concerned, “smash club hit” means some annoying, over-produced song by a terrible artist — and this song is no exception.

What is different about this song, however, is the ridiculous lyrics in the hook:

Lets have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that stick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Hearing this I was forced to write an email to my friend Lady, sections of which are below:

Hey Lady,

I just heard your song about the disco stick. I mean, you’re talking about riding dick, right? Why don’t you just say so. It’s not clever at all — I mean, there isn’t even such a thing as a disco stick. It would be different if you said like “pogo stick” or even just had the balls to say “teeny dick” (cause we know all… about… the… hottie’s who go to clubs). Plus, 50 cent already made the joke with the (insert random word here) stick. His was better too. Much better. A magic stick is capable of things unimaginable — but a disco stick? What is that capable of?

Also, you should talk to google and send them some pictures of you in normal clothes, because when I just now did a google image search, you came up in some ugly shit (something that looked like a trashbag, something that looked like an 80′s aerobics jumpsuit, you just look straight busted here, etc.) See what you can do about that…

kthxbai,

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