Retired Basketball Relationships
May 6, 2010 celebrities, dumb girls, freaks, idiots, internet, news, nsfw, photo, pop culture, sex, she could get it, sports, tv, uncategorized, video
VH1 may have just taken the cake as the smartest reality TV show provider around. From the channel that has brought you [fill in the blank] Rehab with Dr. Drew, Hogan Knows Best, Breaking Bonaduce, The Pick-up Artist, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love Money, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Tool Academy, the list goes on; comes yet another ground breaking show, Basketball Wives. Judging by the fact that there is no Wikipedia entry for this show, I feel that America is not watching this masterpiece unfold. Take a look at what you are missing…
Premiering almost five weeks ago, the show is somewhat of a brain child of Shaunie O’Neal, an executive producer and ex-wife of Shaquille O’Neal. The magnitude of what this show has done for me is a bit overwhelming:
Cast Lineup:
Taking a play from my previous basketball post on an all-white basketball league, let’s take a look at how the woman of the show represent a starting lineup and sixth man. The height and crazy to this lineup is off the charts:
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| Matt Barnes – SF | Gloria Govan – Fiancee |
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| Eric Williams – PF | Jennifer Williams – Wife |
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| Antoine Walker – PF | Evelyn Lozada – Ex Wife |
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| Dwight Howard – C | Royce Reed – Baby Mama |
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| Shaquille O’Neal – C | Shaunie O’Neal – Ex Wife |
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| Michael Olowokondi – C | Suzie Ketcham – Ex Girlfriend |
Giving some more background to this couples, Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan are the only people that appear to have heads on their shoulders. They clearly had no idea what this show was getting themselves into, and it seems landing on his seventh team in a city near the rest of these girls was just bad luck.
So far in the episodes Eric and Jennifer Williams are still married; and with Barnes, Eric is the only other actual basketball player getting air time; but because of his past cheating I don’t expect Eric to be stealing scenes much longer.
Evelyn Lozada spends much of her camera time explaining how she is not a gold digger and is moving on after separating from Antoine Walker (who has made over $100 million but is now bankrupt and playing in Puerto Rico and paying her thousands a month in child support).
BREAKING NEWS: The shimmy shake is trying to make a comeback!
Royce Reed is only named on the show as an past Heat and Magic dancer. You won’t hear her mention Dwight Howard’s name, she legally can’t as she is banned from “using or publishing (orally, in writing, or otherwise), directly, indirectly or by innuendo, [Dwight's] name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.“
Shaunie O’Neal, who calls herself the ‘Queen Bee’ of the girls, was served this letter after the first episode; she hasn’t been a major character since that episode. To add to the drama, Shaq is allegedly putting his dick in Gloria’s sister.
After landing the number one overall bust Michael Olowokondi, Suzie Ketcham is fittingly the bust of this group as well. This pair has two kids together, I want photographic proof to see how close to an alien these creatures are.
Episodes:
1. Meeting the girls and Royce drama at a Super Bowl party (see video below).
2. Evelyn throws herself a 34th birthday party with what is left of Antoine Walker’s money. Episode introduces the one and only Eric Williams.
3. Evelyn and Jen get disgusted by the city of Orlando. Groupie conflict begins.
4. Eric Williams steals the episode, housing hunting with Jen. Listen up VH1, you need to start a spin-off show, house shopping with athletes and their wives who are about to get divorced. Also, fancy restaurant fighting. Posting this episode while it is still available online…
5. Make sure to watch this Sunday at 10:00pm. The show is filmed in Miami, so remember there is a 40% chance you will see a Bangbros casting taking place in the background.
Drama:
Either I have very bad skills at finding videos on youtube, or VH1 is very protective of their content. I can’t find any good clips from the show, this is all I can leave you with:
Season preview:
Introducing Plastic Surgery:
Terrell Owens and Ludacris Super Bowl party video of Royce Reed:
And I couldn’t end this post without showing that, since the start of the show, Evelyn Lozada had some self portraits make their way online:
Tags: Antoine Walker, bangbros, basketball, Basketball Wives, Breaking Bonaduce, dwight howard, Eric Williams, Evelyn Lozada, Flavor of Love, Gloria Govan, Hogan Knows Best, I Love Money, Jennifer Williams, ludacris, Matt Barnes, megan wants a millionaire, miami, Michael Olowokondi, Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, Royce Reed, Shaquille O'Neal, Shaunie O'Neal, Suzie Ketcham, Terrell Owens, The Pick-up Artist, tool academy, vh1
Rap Lyric Of The Day – “And I’ma Call You ‘Duncan Hines’ Just Keep It Moist”
Oct 26, 2009 celebrities, music, rap lyric of the day
This could be a new favorite segment of Corporate Thuggin’, so why not start it out on the right foot, with a lyric about pussy. This comes from the hit Give Me A Chance by Bobby Valentino featuring Ludacris.
Seems you need a man that’ll spin you ’round
Turn you inside out and upside down
Bet you never had it like that before
We can take it real slow or your back can blow
It’s whatever, whenever, you make the choice
And I’ma call you ‘Duncan Hines’ just keep it moist
Tags: bobby valentino, duncan hines, give me a chance, ludacris, lyrics, moist, pussy, rap, rap lyric of the day
