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CYRUS

cracker with cheese — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:25:22 +0000

Guess I got my hopes up with this movies title, but it is good to see John C. Reilly taking on movie plots unlike any of his other work…

twloha

cracker with cheese — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:43:10 +0000

Odd video featuring Miley Cyrus and Joaquin Phoenix (and later Liv Tyler) trying to raise money so people can write stuff on their own arms. Makes perfect sense to me, as well as a need to vote in order to raise the money. It is nice to see Miley explain a computer to Joaquin, who seems afraid of human interaction talking to the guy in the beginning of the video. Also, I can’t wait until Miley starts using stimulant drugs so she can have a little pep in her step and talk faster. At one point in the video is also seems that Joaquin is looking for Miley to give him a lap dance. Liv Tyler joins the mix, as Joaquin tries to explain his internet lessons to her. Liv finds the internet amazing, amazing.

The last time I remember seeing Joaquin he looked like this:

Things we are on google for part 3

white-collar crime — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:23:05 +0000

Forever 21′s Best Posts Of The Year

forever 21 — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:57:49 +0000

I haven’t gotten to post in a little bit because I’ve been fucking the shit out of corporate life and making it feel like more of a bitch the Adam James, but I decided that I’d put together a list of my favorite posts from each member of the CT crew.

briefcase and brass knuckles -Next Thursday, Who Wants In? – Following a full-on comment assault of a college newpaper article (which included the definition of a rainbow kiss), this kid was able to pull it together for all the non-losers who don’t read pussy college newspapers and instead turn the CT for their news.

cracker with cheese – Jennifer Aniston – when he wasn’t busy stalking Miley’s little sister, he provided one of the best one-liners ever written on the internet.

Forever 21 – Proof of Undergraduate Thuggin’ – It’s no mystery that I still live like I was in college, but when I got this e-mail from our landlord following graduation, I had proof that I did it right as an undergrad. Also, this landlord dabbles in adjectives like Michael Lohan dabbles in cunt-punching, true innovators.

I brought the table – Somebody Beat Us To Starting a Non-Profit – His latest effort gave us a look into the athletic exploits of some twat from Jersey Shore, but it wasn’t Snooki so I didn’t give a shit. His very first post though was definitely his best work.

invincible period – Things to Jack Off To Series – Yes he is a fag who likes cats, but he did provide us with a series of posts that has us on the first page of google when you search “things to jack off to,” yeah buddy rollin’ like a big shot.

Lil’ Biznas Planz – We Be… Corporate Thuggin! – Although his “Fucking With Terrorists” was as innovative as it gets, I can’t overlook that he gave our site it’s own theme song. A theme song that included lyrics such as these …

We’ll try and fuck your girl, no maybe
we slamming other bitches boxes, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until you dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that we’re down with the U S of A
All other countries are GAY

white-collar crime – Too Soon? , Exclusive Michael Jackson Autopsy Photo – He came on strong with two MJ related posts within hours of the King’s death, this provided readers early on with a glimpse of the essence behind white-collar crime. He will shit on your grave and make people laugh about it.

Get ready for 2010, the year Corporate Thuggin’ gets your girlfriend pregnant.

New Miley

cracker with cheese — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:26:15 +0000

Timbaland featuring Miley Cyrus “We Belong to Music”

For a song on Timbaland’s album, he says a total of 10 different words; I thought Miley didn’t like people of that color?

Happy Birthday Miley

cracker with cheese — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:10:48 +0000

Destiny Hope Cyrus, aka Miley Cyrus turned 17 today. To celebrate she had a ’80s themed party. That must be cool for someone who was born in 1992.

So the countdown has begun, 365 days until I can feel like I won’t go to jail for searching online for images like this:

And 366 days until I am done with Miley and can focus all my attention on Noah (and get her away from that annoying bitch Emily):

More Proof Miley Cyrus Hates Black People

white-collar crime — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:44:54 +0000

Her father is a country music star (not gangster hip hop), and she has dated not one, but two Disney channel stars (not BET stars) so we don’t need much more evidence, but hold onto your hoods, Miley fans. In a recent interview with some child molester Miley was asked which Jay-Z song inspired the “And a Jay-Z song was on” line on Party in the USA. She responded “I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea.” While I admire her cunty honesty, her next remark “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song” makes her not only a liar, but a racist. Prove me wrong Miley… or should I say, Grand Wizard Cyrus? The only way to right your lifetime of racism is to murder Heidi Klum and wed Seal, the blackest man on Earth. Until then, its not a party in the USA, its a party with the KKK.

(fast forward to 3:00, unless you are into kids)

Girl Loves Miley, Girls Hates Cats, If Miley Doesn’t Go Back Twitter, Girl Will Eat Her Cat

forever 21 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:57:46 +0000

The headline pretty much spells this one out for you. Some girl is threatening Miley Cyrus and the world in general that she will kill and eat her cat, Fuzzy, if Miley doesn’t start tweeting gain. This girl’s pretty fucked up, she’s got a cat recipe. This girl is obviously a future serial killer, but I kind of want to see if she goes through with it. I’m guessing she’ll puss out. Prove me wrong bitch.

The Noie & Ems Show

cracker with cheese — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:05:47 +0000

Pedophiles remember to bookmark this link – http://www.youtube.com/user/noieemsshow

Favorite of Corporate Thugs, and younger sister to Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus is still young enough to count her age on your fingers. Along with her friend, Emily Grace Reaves, these girls are redefining internet child porn with their youtube channel. Here some classic shows:

I HOPE I NEVER HAVE A DAUGHTER, AND IF I DO, SHE WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE INTERNET IS UNTIL THE AGE OF 21

Just 10 Days In And Twitter’s Already Our Bitch

forever 21 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:08:50 +0000

Corporate Thuggin has been using Twitter for about ten days now and the classic posts that we have created need to be displayed on a larger scale. I have compiled a top five of our best twitter posts for your pleasure. If you like this start following us on twitter and get more of the same, you queer.

5. A message for Delta Airlines and their dislike for in-flight breastfeeding.

4. A message for Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson and their background in rape.

3. A message for Heidi Montag and her relentless tweets about god.

2. A message for Paris Hilton and our love of her being a whore.

1. A message for Miley Cyrus with a special double meaning.