OMFM – Oh My Fucking MacGruber
Jan 19, 2010 advertisment, celebrities, idiots, internet, movie, nsfw, pop culture, tv, video
How did I not know this movie was coming out (release date April 23):
All we can hope for is more racism:
Tags: charles barkley, Kristen Wiig, MacGruber, Racism, SNL, Val Kilmer, Will Forte
@a_thin_line
Jan 9, 2010 advertisment, caption contest, dumb girls, idiots, internet, sex, she could get it, tv, video
For anyone who watches MTV as much as members of Corporate Thuggin’ you must have seen this commercial:
Nothing beats (pun intended) getting an Indian girl naked (nice for Lil’ Biznas Planz) for a commercial about not showing yourself naked. It comes from the website athinline.org and has other videos that will make you laugh.
This video is about not being racist online (they are talking to you Invincible Period), but as you can see, racism does not apply to video; no one wants to hear what the black kids has to say about a “girl he knows”:
And this girl needs to get over herself, no one wants to sext with her, stop making up fake boyfriends:
Don’t forget you can follow this organization on twitter, twitter.com/a_thin_line. I wonder if I send them enough tweets, they will send some naked pics?
Tags: A Thin Line, invincible period, Lil' Biznas Planz, mtv, Racism, sext, twitter
Why Rihanna also deserves to get hit by a white guy
Nov 16, 2009 crime, she could get it
I was recently listening to one of the greatest musical masterpieces of all time, Significant Other by Limp Bizkit, when I was struck by a resemblance. While I don’t agree with Invincible Period that all minorities as thieves, there is no question that Rihanna is a filthy crook. Listen to the first 3 seconds of the drum line in both Limp Bizkit’s “Just like this” (released in 1999), and Rihanna’s “Umbrella” (released in 2007).
First Limp:
Now the thief hooker:
Tags: Racism, rap, she could get it
More Proof Miley Cyrus Hates Black People
Nov 9, 2009 she could get it, stuff people like, video
Her father is a country music star (not gangster hip hop), and she has dated not one, but two Disney channel stars (not BET stars) so we don’t need much more evidence, but hold onto your hoods, Miley fans. In a recent interview with some child molester Miley was asked which Jay-Z song inspired the “And a Jay-Z song was on” line on Party in the USA. She responded “I don’t know, I didn’t write the song, so I have no idea.” While I admire her cunty honesty, her next remark “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song” makes her not only a liar, but a racist. Prove me wrong Miley… or should I say, Grand Wizard Cyrus? The only way to right your lifetime of racism is to murder Heidi Klum and wed Seal, the blackest man on Earth. Until then, its not a party in the USA, its a party with the KKK.
(fast forward to 3:00, unless you are into kids)
Tags: miley cyrus, Racism, she could get it
Why I’ll Never Use Bing Again
I can only imagine what Microsoft is dreaming up for the Bing homepage on Martin Luther King day…
A New Fun Game!
Oct 17, 2009 college, corporate sluttin, photo, science, she could get it, stuff people like
Hello dedicated readers, its been a while, hasnt it? I know I’ve missed you, and hopefully you’ve missed me. To show my affection for your loyalty, I’d like to share a fun new game with you that’s sweeping the Greater Boston Area. It’s called “Guess That Stain!”
The following stain was acquired between the hours of 10 PM Friday and 11 AM Saturday. I’ll give you a hint, we know fo’ sho’ that it isnt any of the following:
- Milk
- Semen
- A Seaman’s Milk
Happy Guessing!
Special thanks to White Collar Crime for instigation and inspiration.
Coming soon…The second Lil’ Biznas Planz original jam. It will make “Sexual Barry” look like a Nursery Rhyme.
Tags: america, awesome, box, cats, coochie lips, Fun Games, Labia, not photoshopped, obama, Racism, she could get it, Stains
Zappos keeps it thuggin… on accident
Oct 4, 2009 corporate sluttin
In a brilliant marketing scheme, Zappos has decided to base its color scheme nomenclature on race. While they clearly stole this idea from the creators of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they stepped it up a notch by singling out children.
Special thanks to the ladies of Corporate Sluttin’ for this news tip. They will be hosting a weekly advice column by corporate sluts for corporate thugs. If you have a question, leave it as a comment on this post and they will be sure to address it.
Tags: Racism
