The King Of Facebook Status Updates
Apr 3, 2010 internet, movie, music, news, pop culture, tv
As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.
Tags: facebook, internet, kesha, music, planets, rap, social media, status updates, titanic, tupac, tv, twitter
Kid N Play Are Still Sick As Shit
Feb 10, 2010 audio, celebrities, internet, movie, music, pop culture, tv, video
The House Party series of movies are some of the most underrated films of all-time. If you haven’t seen them, it’s like Boyz N Tha Hood with funny bad guys. Kid n Play got back together today since it’s been 20 years since the original House Party hit theaters. Watch these videos and bask in the nostalgia.
here’s the lame shit
here’s the hot shit
Tags: boyz n tha hood, film, house party, kid n play, mo'nique, movie, music, rap
Rap Lyric of the Day – “If Amazing Was A Young Bitch, I’d Be Going To Jail Because I’m Fucking Amazing”
Feb 8, 2010 audio, celebrities, music, pop culture, radio, rap lyric of the day, video
Here is the latest installment of the “Rap Lyric of the Day” segment. This entry comes from Drake and might as well have come from Cracker With Cheese considering some of his recent posts.
Uhh, set up the occasion,
I’m up in the place in,
if amazing was a young b-tch,
I be going to jail cuz I be f-cking amazing,
whats up in the taking,
I’m ready and Im willing, why the f-ck are we waiting
Tags: drake, lyrics, rap, rap lyric of the day
Rap Lyric Of The Day – “My Attitude Is Celibate, I Don’t Give A Fuck”
Dec 10, 2009 celebrities, internet, music, rap lyric of the day, video
The latest entry into Rap Lyric of the Day comes from Fabolous and the song “Imma Do It”. I like how he is amazing at puns, but terrible at spelling.
That’s why I’m with Nadia, I call my gun Nadia
When she say hi to ya, Ba-ba-bye to ya
Make it sound like saudia
Arabia, maybe ya haters ya
Watch what he say to her, Ya think
I can hold my head high or die or I can live and duck
My attitude is celibate, I don’t give a fuck
Tags: celibacy, fabolous, imma do it, lyrics, pun, rap, rap lyric of the day
Why Rihanna also deserves to get hit by a white guy
Nov 16, 2009 crime, she could get it
I was recently listening to one of the greatest musical masterpieces of all time, Significant Other by Limp Bizkit, when I was struck by a resemblance. While I don’t agree with Invincible Period that all minorities as thieves, there is no question that Rihanna is a filthy crook. Listen to the first 3 seconds of the drum line in both Limp Bizkit’s “Just like this” (released in 1999), and Rihanna’s “Umbrella” (released in 2007).
First Limp:
Now the thief hooker:
Tags: Racism, rap, she could get it
Rap Lyric Of The Day – “And I’ma Call You ‘Duncan Hines’ Just Keep It Moist”
Oct 26, 2009 celebrities, music, rap lyric of the day
This could be a new favorite segment of Corporate Thuggin’, so why not start it out on the right foot, with a lyric about pussy. This comes from the hit Give Me A Chance by Bobby Valentino featuring Ludacris.
Seems you need a man that’ll spin you ’round
Turn you inside out and upside down
Bet you never had it like that before
We can take it real slow or your back can blow
It’s whatever, whenever, you make the choice
And I’ma call you ‘Duncan Hines’ just keep it moist
Tags: bobby valentino, duncan hines, give me a chance, ludacris, lyrics, moist, pussy, rap, rap lyric of the day
Miley Twitter Rap
Oct 10, 2009 celebrities, idiots, music, pop culture, she could get it, video
Miley has explained her reasoning for leaving twitter in rap form. To sum it up, “blah, blah, blah, i need my privacy, blah, blah, blah, i can do whatever i want.”
That video shows Miley could be the next 2Pac, and this video shows she can entertain the world by saying anything:
Tags: miley cyrus, rap, tank top, twitter
Old Women Gettin’ After It
Jun 24, 2009 advertisment, internet, music, old people
As I was trying to find a good version of Kind of a Big Deal by Clipse, a pop-up appeared that peaked my interest. Senior Friend Finder is what appeared on my screen and led me to start thinking about the variety of STDs have to be floating around on there. I also noticed the scary “LadyShamrock” in the middle of my screen, and leaves you with one question to ask yourself, would you finger-blast it?
click photo for full size, for a better look at LadyShamrock and the rest of the talent
Tags: clipse, fingering, music, old people, rap
Why you showin them coochie lips?
Jun 24, 2009 nsfw, reader submission, sex
A reader sent this in after the hermione post:
I’d like to discuss a few things with the CT audience. First, what the fuck would cause you to make such a video? There are no excuses. You can’t say “you were so bored that you decided to make a music video” because I can think of a… ton… of… better… things… to… do…
Second, what kind of weirdo song did you pick? Its creepy man. Like its funny and well composed and all (I guess), but why not pick a classic like smell yo dick?
Lastly, whoever made this video should spend more time trying to imitate the musician of this song, Pase Rock — I had no idea who this guy was, just thought he was some creeper who made a freaky song, but apparently not…
Rock on Pase
Tags: coochie lips, rap, sex
Yah Trick Yah!
Jun 22, 2009 uncategorized
Forget Hall and Oats, Soulja Boy and Arab are only a Holy Ghost away from becoming the new holy trinity of music. In their new track, the dynamic duo explain just what to do when pesky white people approach you with inqueries of any kind. Simply yell in their face “Yah trick yah.” You have to fast forward through about 57 seconds of Soulja Boy and Arab’s amazing prelude acting to get to the video, but why in the fuck would you want to do that? Get out my face.
Tags: rap, soulja boy
