This Movie Is Like Blow, Except About Porn

I heard about this movie over on filmdrunk, and it was good to hear that Luke Wilson took a break from showing his new and improved extra wide face on att commercials. The movie is called Middle Men and the trailer is definitely not safe for work as it focuses on the rise of internet porn. The only thing you really need to know is the tag line for the film, “Getting In is Easy. Pulling Out is Hard.” Why the fuck couldn’t we come out with a line that good to go with our website, god damn it. After watching this trailer, note that we have a segment called “Things to Jack Off To,” I’m just sayin’.

Robin Williams Actually Being Funny

This new movie is called World’s Greatest Dad and it stars Robin Williams. He’s not being a douche in the trailer so it looks like it might be pretty decent. Also, it was written by Bobcat Goldthwait and I didn’t think the annoying guy from police academy was still alive. Williams’ kid in the movie is from Spy Kids and looks like he steals the show by talking about pussy. Here’s the trailer and check out this link for a compilation of lines from the Spy Kids kid, it’s amazing.