Posts Tagged ‘sex toys’

That Kid From Twilight Loves Labias

Oct 30, 2009 celebrities, internet, movie, sex, she could get it

I figured that there were panties featuring the face of that guy from the Twilight movies, but this product went a step further and put that guys mouth facing the labias of the vagina. We are known for our period jokes at Corporate Thuggin’, but this just seemed too easy. I feel like the equivalent of this product for guys would be a Kristen Stewart sex doll, yeah I’d be in.

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Vampire Bullshit Hits The Sex Toy Industry

Oct 26, 2009 advertisment, sex

This sex toy is called the Fleshlight, and yes that’s because it’s a fake pussy in a flashlight sized can. Overall, there are seven different textures to choose from and four different “openings” appropriately title as follows: “The Stealth” “The Mouth” “The Lady” and “The Butt.” I’m only scratching the surface in the different offerings of the Fleshlight brand so def go to the website, it will blow your mind literally and figuratively. Anyway, this place just started offering a new opening for the can which features a vampire’s mouth complete with fangs. I fucking hate vampires.

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Incredible Infomercial

Jun 22, 2009 tv

I actually saw this on TV not too long ago and finally found a video on youtube. Seriously, it was on for at least a few hours and the comfortablity of the pitch ladies shows me that Billy Mays can even learn a few new things.

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