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white-collar crime — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 01:38:01 +0000

Spike Tells TLC To Go Fuck Itself

forever 21 — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:12:57 +0000

I’ve always asked why people are always up in arms about shows like Jersey Shore, but never about any of the midget shows on TLC. Well, Spike just took it to the next level. This show is taking what started with WWE mini wrestling and got real. Also, it’s nice that Spike held back on some of the height related innuendos in their promo. Half Pint Brawlers debuts tonight in about an hour on Spike. I know this is screwing up the screen but I don’t know how to fix it and I’m pretty sure the video is worth so don’t be a fag.

Are You Ready for the Half Pint Brawlers? | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

On a side note, can anyone legitimately say that midget Vader was not the greatest wrestler of all-time.

One Of Incincible Period’s Wet Dreams

forever 21 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:41:36 +0000

1. Asian

2. Guy

3. Invloves a Whitney Houston Song

Man, this kid looks like a panda.

The King Of Facebook Status Updates

forever 21 — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:20:35 +0000

As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.

Jackass 3D and the Heli-Cockter

forever 21 — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:58:03 +0000

The story goes that the Paramount execs were reviewing some footage and came across a stunt called the “Heli-cockter.” It featured Pontius with a remote control helicopter tied to his dick as it flew around the screen, in 3D no less. Needless to say, the project was greenlit immediately. Twenty bucks that the movie will also feature jizz getting thrown at the audience, don’t get too excited Cracker with Cheese.

Campus PD – Best Idea For A Show Ever

forever 21 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:57:47 +0000

G4 isn’t just a station for nerds, they came up with the greatest idea for a television show of all-time. No, the show hasn’t hit it’s stride yet, but the potential of cameras around drunk kids and cops has more potential than girls on the Disney Channel.

this one’s kind of familiar

Star of Blank Check Arrested Again

forever 21 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:02:54 +0000

Man, this kid got really fucked up. Mr. Macintosh’s money must have went straight to his head.

Songs I Would Sing In My Audition For American Idol

forever 21 — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:31:22 +0000

Personally, I feel like I was born to sing the first song, but the benefits of singing songs two and three might be too much to pass up.

1. Somebody Kill Me Please by Adam Sandler – to show off my vocal range

2.The Birthday Song by Taco (Jon Lajoie) – to hopefully get a shot at banging out Kara Dioguardi

3. Come to My Window by Melissa Etheridge- to get a shot at banging out Ellen

What The Hell Happened Uncle Phil

forever 21 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:40:50 +0000

Here’s Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince in the latest commercial for Kaplan University. Who did you piss off at Princeton to get relegated to this bullshit.

By the way you look old as fuck, what would you be capable of if this situation happened today?

The Best Conan Is The Conan That Doesn’t Give A Fuck

forever 21 — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:47:26 +0000

Corporate Thuggin’s is a proud member of Team Conan, but one good thing that has come out of this debacle is that Conan doesn’t give a shit anymore. The upcoming episodes are going to result in better work and hopefully more glimpses back to Conan days on Late Night. Here a couple videos of Conan being Conan again, so try not to blow it in your pants. Also, the upcoming episodes are going to continue to be incredible and it’s my hope that he just tries to go off the deep end and get fired and keep that $40 million. What am I going to do if Conan leaves late night tv? Probably watch more porn.