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The King Of Facebook Status Updates

forever 21 — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:20:35 +0000

As facebook has evolved, it’s become increasingly difficult for people to refrain from being boring or unfunny with their facebook status updates. One member of the facebook community however, has taken the art of status updates to a new level. In this post I provide evidence.

@a_thin_line

cracker with cheese — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:33:35 +0000

For anyone who watches MTV as much as members of Corporate Thuggin’ you must have seen this commercial:

Nothing beats (pun intended) getting an Indian girl naked (nice for Lil’ Biznas Planz) for a commercial about not showing yourself naked. It comes from the website athinline.org and has other videos that will make you laugh.

This video is about not being racist online (they are talking to you Invincible Period), but as you can see, racism does not apply to video; no one wants to hear what the black kids has to say about a “girl he knows”:

And this girl needs to get over herself, no one wants to sext with her, stop making up fake boyfriends:

Don’t forget you can follow this organization on twitter, twitter.com/a_thin_line. I wonder if I send them enough tweets, they will send some naked pics?

Kevin Smith Is Twitter Raping NPH, Yeah Doogie Prob Likes It

forever 21 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:29:18 +0000

Neil Patrick Harris recently came out and basically hated on Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes because they are friends and made movies. He then goes on to fail to mention that Jason Mewes is hilarious and makes NPH in Harold and Kumar look like a queer, oh wait. Well, Kevin Smith has been twittering and came out with this gem.

“It minimizes Mewes’ contributions as AN ACTOR. It’s a narrow-minded, ignorantly reductive sentiment, patched together from quasi-facts that aren’t even related. It’s akin to me knowing NPH is gay & knowing he’s on [How I Met Your Mother], and then somehow coming to the conclusion that his process must include a d*ck in his mouth right before each take… & THEN EXPRESSING THAT SAME BAFFLING IGNORANCE IN AN INTERVIEW.”

Yeah, Smith used too many big words and not enough didn’t mention any asshole licking, but it was still pretty great.

The best part is that NPH responded with this, “Didn’t realize the upset my words caused. Looked back at what you said, and I concur. Ignorance on my part. Apologies.” Good thing he’s already out of the closet cause that statement is basically the equivalent of liking to have your asshole fisted.

#whitethoughts

cracker with cheese — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:59:03 +0000

I get jokes:

@BarackObama

cracker with cheese — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:35:18 +0000

So remember how Obama connected with young voters by being up on technology, well he just said he was lying about it.

While in China, Obama said that his never used his twitter account (which has 2.6 million followers). Speaking to Shanghai students, one asked him “Should we be able to use Twitter freely?” Obama’s response was “Well, first of all, let me say that I have never used Twitter. My thumbs are too clumsy to type in things on the phone.”

Not sure if the students got the hint to make better phones.

What is strange is how everyone made such a big deal about Obama and his love of the BlackBerry. Reports even went out about how he would have to move to the NSA secure Sectera Edge smartphone, coming in with a price tag of $3,350.

What else was Obama doing in Asia land, bowing to midgets:

How Twitter made me climax

white-collar crime — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:18:45 +0000

Girl Loves Miley, Girls Hates Cats, If Miley Doesn’t Go Back Twitter, Girl Will Eat Her Cat

forever 21 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:57:46 +0000

The headline pretty much spells this one out for you. Some girl is threatening Miley Cyrus and the world in general that she will kill and eat her cat, Fuzzy, if Miley doesn’t start tweeting gain. This girl’s pretty fucked up, she’s got a cat recipe. This girl is obviously a future serial killer, but I kind of want to see if she goes through with it. I’m guessing she’ll puss out. Prove me wrong bitch.

Staying Connected

cracker with cheese — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:21:32 +0000

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Just 10 Days In And Twitter’s Already Our Bitch

forever 21 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:08:50 +0000

Corporate Thuggin has been using Twitter for about ten days now and the classic posts that we have created need to be displayed on a larger scale. I have compiled a top five of our best twitter posts for your pleasure. If you like this start following us on twitter and get more of the same, you queer.

5. A message for Delta Airlines and their dislike for in-flight breastfeeding.

4. A message for Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson and their background in rape.

3. A message for Heidi Montag and her relentless tweets about god.

2. A message for Paris Hilton and our love of her being a whore.

1. A message for Miley Cyrus with a special double meaning.

Miley Twitter Rap

cracker with cheese — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:31:46 +0000

Miley has explained her reasoning for leaving twitter in rap form. To sum it up, “blah, blah, blah, i need my privacy, blah, blah, blah, i can do whatever i want.”

That video shows Miley could be the next 2Pac, and this video shows she can entertain the world by saying anything: